sandmandaddy69:

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velvetys:

Didn’t notice porn bot followers I thought beautiful women were enchanted by my reblogging

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discotec:

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itchycoil:

Easily

iguanamouth:

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

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nerdjpg:

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commanderfreddy:

tom nook coming over to my house for a nice cup of tea and being unable to tear his eyes away from the mona lisa with eyebrows i got from his wretched ex husband who he never formalised a divorce with

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brightereyes:

brightereyes:

(observes you)

(you behave like a particle)

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